Have you been in a relationship for a while and also really itching to play Spider-Man 2? Ready to finally tie the knot with someone you love, but also worried about being able to play most console games at 60fps? Jewelry store Helzberg has you covered with a free PlayStation 5 on every $1,800 transaction.
The chain, which specializes in engagement rings, wedding bands, and other luxury symbols, is currently offering a PS5 to every significant other out there who finally decides to pop the question or is in the market for some entry-level wristwatches. The only catch is that you have to make your $1,800 purchase in-store and tell another human being that you’re doing it for a free console.
The hottest Black Friday deal of the season so far was first spotted by Twitch community marketing director Mary Kish and later circulated by gaming discount aficionado Wario64. If you’re trying to get in on the action, you could, for example, snag a $2,000 Oval Moissanite Solitaire Ring in 14K White Gold with a modest but elegant 2 Ct Dew diamond. Or if you’re already engaged and in the process of planning a really stressful wedding where money is no object, you could double up on some very traditional-looking $1,000 14K Yellow Gold wedding bands. You could even get the PS5 gift-wrapped and wait to open it until the big day!
If you’re anything like me, someone who went the Etsy route and got a very nice but cheap $200 ring, then I’m very sorry, this deal probably isn’t for you. Then again, maybe you have some groomsmen or bridesmaids you need to get gifts for. Can I recommend three Men’s Museum Classic Dress Watches at $700 each? Or a few Moda Ladies’ Watches in Gold-Tone and White Ceramic, currently on sale for just $600 each? Then you’ll be helldiving instead of scuba diving during that Bahamas honeymoon.
Remember, eternal love is priceless, but the PS5 console generation will only last another four years.
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